Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards
i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up
This is so breathtaking idk why
This is the best part of being comfortable in a relationship
You can just lay there butt naked n be completely relaxed n not worried what they’re thinking about your body.
I could probably do that with anyone around… am I the odd one out again?
yes that was the 1 picture I wanted to show you now gimme my phone back
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes